Some guys skip leg day while others overdo it. This guy might enjoy skipping leg day a few times.

Why feel alone when you do a number 2? Grab one of your buddies and enjoy the moment together. You get extra points for constant eye contact.

Get ready to embrace yourself because nobody else will do it.

Please report any ghost activity you may notice in the London Underground. We want to keep those pesky spirits out of there since they aren't paying for the trip.

Some people are so stupid that the world would be a much better place without them.

Hooray, I've solved another Rubik's cube. These things are darn easy to solve.

Of course I do have a date? What do you take me for? A moron?

Why bother swiping the snow off? You'll just look forward anyway.

Honey, have you been playing Jenga on our daughter again?

This is certainly going to change my opinion regarding cute and innocent birds.