I wonder if 2 decades later he will add another statement when his initial tattoo comes back into fashion.

Ever since I got this Prius all I ever wanted to hear was how awesome was my car.

No air conditioning available? Well, at least you can sleep with your big fan.

Let's be honest: you're not protecting your fragile little eyes from the evil sun rays. You're just trying to look cool like everyone else.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

Got a twin brother with a sense of humor?

The coding must not stop. I must find a way to keep everything cool.

Somebody tell this guy that a fan does not lower the temperature.

We ain't got anymore space in the freezer, so these sinks will have to do for now.

You kind of feel sorry for the guy.