You've entered the bathroom of no return. Prepare yourself for eternal toilets, mortal.

This kid is certainly going to grow up to be a great engineer.

Everybody gets a degrading job in their retirement years. But some go to the next level.

Thank God for putting some food on the table every now and then. Praise the Lord and send forth more missionaries please.

We should all get some priests to cast resistance spells during the winter. Just look at those fine policemen being protected by frost during the cold months.

You ain't got respect until you wear your face wearing your face. Am I right, dog?

Judging a woman by her appearance is wrong. But judging her by what she drinks at the bar is spot on.

I'm wondering how am I supposed to learn how to read if the instructions are in this book that I should read first.

If you speak at the sea and there is no woman there, are you still wrong? Philosophers have studied this hypothetical situation for decades.

It's so warm in Canada that they need slippers.