Makes you wonder what is the chicken really made out of.

My son is going to top this game, but not this year.

That's the last time I'm buying my running shoes from this place. Last time those heels were killing me.

Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?

I got some cat food in those pink bowls on the porch. I'm sure my doggies will love it.

You've entered the bathroom of no return. Prepare yourself for eternal toilets, mortal.

This kid is certainly going to grow up to be a great engineer.

Everybody gets a degrading job in their retirement years. But some go to the next level.

Thank God for putting some food on the table every now and then. Praise the Lord and send forth more missionaries please.

We should all get some priests to cast resistance spells during the winter. Just look at those fine policemen being protected by frost during the cold months.