Name checks out. Let's order some brads... err... breads.

We aren't Rated X so please leave the corn unstripped.

This logo is clearly not reminding me of any website that I would know of.

Show me a better example of wasted keyboard presses!

Great low price coming up. Get 0 dollars discounts!

If you really need to know why I'm taking a full 10 minute break then this is it. Now if you don't see me getting back just grab a toilet paper and come help me out.

This brother sister relationship is getting out of hand. Guess the city!

Come right in and give us all your unnecessary cash for these unnecessary items that you need. Or not.

For all the idiots out there we were required to post this message and make sure that nobody thinks our cats get milked.

They basically told me to test these out. How else would I have been able to test them?