My last what? What was my last? I feel so worried now.

Hopefully this only applies to this old and rusty car, not the owner.

This surely looks like it was handled with the upmost care imaginable. Or probably it just needed to fit in a tighter space.

This has started to decrease the honk frequency around my dad's car lately.

Why fix a bent when you can add an awesome sticker like this?

I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.

So I took a rental and after driving for 2 days I noticed this. Might explain all the honking that I've gotten so far from other drivers.

Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.

All great, until you find that one cop that starts to like you. A lot.

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.