Good thing they got the XXL bar out. Now we can enjoy a bigger sport bar at the same size. What?

There is no way that isn't dangerous.

That's the last time I'm buying my running shoes from this place. Last time those heels were killing me.

Oh, you got yourself a new Porsche? That's nice. Can't hear you on my nuclear carrier though.

Just what is she focusing the photo on? This is why you don't send a woman photographer in a male competition.

Seems that some worker at the local sports shop has been living under a rock all his life.

So.. the proper question is - why is he doing this? I think someone needs some sleep...

You got a nice one. Yeah, you do too. See ya after the game!

Next time check the bottle before pouring it into your mouth.

Don't have a proper pool stick? Just get a piece of wood.