Just make sure you keep your pace constant. And one lady at a time, please.

This is a clear way in which you high heels are telling you that you need to lose some weight.

For the chicks who really want to show their chicky attitude.

That's the last time I'm buying my running shoes from this place. Last time those heels were killing me.

Every time she decides to wear high heels it's going to be a hell of a day for him.

Well, everything looks really cool here, but who the hell is flying this aircraft?

Just grab 2 pieces of wood, some duct tape, shape the wood and tie those to your feet.

Remember to always keep a pair of sneakers nearby.

If you are wondering what to wear next time you go clubbing have a look at this.

No, you cannot and will not wear any high heels while standing next to me. Only I can wear those.