Have you ever fantasised about eating fast food out of your girlfriend's feet? Neither have I.

My day has definitely started with a huge fail.

This is a clear way in which you high heels are telling you that you need to lose some weight.

Have you ever been that flexible that you used your feet to take a selfie? Thought so!

For the chicks who really want to show their chicky attitude.

Remember to take off those socks when going to the beach. On the bright side,you will probably not get any sunburns on your feet this way.

No need to polish all the pinkies if they aren't going to catch anybody's eye anyway.

Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!

I shall call him Long-Feet Baby. He'll be a champion athlete.

People nowadays... they go so literally about everything. HAH!