Human selfies are so last Thursday. Here's my plane taking a fabulous one.

One guy had to get the correct angle for this shot. Looks as though Apple jumped into the naughty business.

What really boggles my mind is why was the emergency broadcast issues on TV if there was a power outage.

I'm the one yelling at my son so there's no more room for anybody else at this time. Just wait until he gets his license and you can yell all you want.

It's just like a new one. Except for the cracked screen you may notice if you look really close. So it's identical with a brand new one.

Remember that spoon that went missing while baking this cake? Well, I found it eventually.

Want to make your phone disappear overnight? Just grab it on the way to the pub and make sure at least 15 beers end up on your tab.

Every animal has its designated potty place, away from your belongings except one guy. That pigeon.

A good reason not to use Google Translate for your international English instructions.

Thank you so much for smoking. This makes out business much more productive.