These people are rookies. Everyone knows you're supposed to use duct tape.

When advertising your crack-free cement, make sure you crack-proof the billboard too.

Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.

So I better get another bottle so I can fix this cap.

Those damn biscuits. Always cracking over the lines.

It's just like a new one. Except for the cracked screen you may notice if you look really close. So it's identical with a brand new one.

That wooden pole cracked after yesterday's thunderstorm? No worries, I've got a lifetime supply of duct tape at home so we'll fix this in no time.

That's right, you get turned in if you keep raising those prices.

You probably need a bigger pair of pants or to eat at a restaurant with different chairs.

Imagine that someone will touch that same bar later that day.