Just make sure you DO NOT order that item!

A good reason not to use Google Translate for your international English instructions.

Make sure you not animals in this area. Many others have animaled here and it was beginning to be a problem. Let this be a warning to all these who want to animal in here.

Remember to translate the text before painting it on the tank.

Sitting on crocodiles is considered to be harmful so don't do it. Or do it if you really wish to feed them.

Ever wanted to know what really goes on in the minds of ht British? This will make things clearer.

Herpes give its special flavor. Either we have a crappy translation or you will regret this meal.

We have a variety of soaps around here, to clean your mouth with.

Those damn translations! Just put something interesting there.

Should we read it once more before printing it? I have the feeling we may have forgotten something.