Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.

Every animal has its designated potty place, away from your belongings except one guy. That pigeon.

So, Mr Pigeon, how many hours of flight did you say you had until now?

This guy either left his car here for the last month or has a serious problem with the local pigeon gang.

You better check those unread notifications soon. Those pigeons ain't got all day.