Looks like cremation was the final solution.

Thank you so much for smoking. This makes out business much more productive.

Let's grab some beers and drink to his honor. He deserves at least that much respect.

Sir, I think we've lost him. Again. Those speed bumpers are to blame.

Okay, we gathered here today to say goodbye to this match! Hmmm... Sounds like a football thing, but it's not.

And become our new client. We provide funeral services for everybody.