Sorry little buddy. Looks like your instant dryer will not work for you.

Honestly I'm not even mad. Did the exercise specifically state to draw an analog clock? No, it didn't. I want my points back!

So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.

Wonder how many clothes they sold before they found out what was written on the labels.

Good thing it had instructions on the box, otherwise I would have starved to death.

It is important to have your notes close to you when you need them.

This is why there are instructions on usage for the most basic of things. Because we need them!

Good luck catching the right train and going home tonight!

If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.

Try not to take everything literally next time you get the cake engraved.