Let's take a selfie while this other gentleman takes a skirt pic.

I sincerely hope that this is either photoshopped or the dress is separate. Please tell me it is!

This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.

It took me way more time to get this picture than I would be comfortable sharing.

Have you ever been that flexible that you used your feet to take a selfie? Thought so!

I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.

Oh, wrong number? Better play along with this.

I used to take selfies before it was cool and none of you bothered to look.

But first, let me take a selfie with shelf E.

Let me take a selfie of you taking a selfie of your friends taking a selfie. Of perfect, we also have some duck faces. The picture is complete!