A real hipster doesn't use lighters. And doesn't use matches. A real hipster uses the power of the sun. Good luck smoking at night.

Thank you so much for smoking. This makes out business much more productive.

Real men don't use a lighter. Real men set fire to their hands.

This piece of ingenuously designed lighter must have came from China.

Write this down and rest assured nobody will ever think about stealing it. Hell, your friends will not touch it either.

Makes you think twice before stealing a lighter ever again.