"Be rsleff who you choose to be" or something along those lines.

Just make sure you absolutely dominate the language. And you will be hired!

A good reason not to use Google Translate for your international English instructions.

Proud to be Sam's father. Putting this retard in his place is worth it!

I hope we be go to English classes and that's why we be close.

Behold, the Italian dining at it's best. Now serving full English breakfast. Next on the menu: American cheeseburgers followed by sushi. Feels just like in Italy.

Learn to spell. It's not B4, is it?

The best way to tell that your iPhone from China is not the real deal.

Under no circumstances are we allowed to speak in sign language or anything else you don't understand.

I'm going to go buy a pair of trousers from Fuk Tat.