Who needs a shovel when I can just walk around the yard and clear the snow while I'm at it.

Another lazy dog owner. It's not long until the dog get's his own vehicle for the daily walks.

Remember kids, always pick the most dramatic solution to your problems.

There is no way I'm dropping my Darth Vader helmet. And there's no way this other guy drops his cap. Who cares about graduation?

Is this the new family sizes pizza?

I guess I need some rounded horns to put as earrings. You know, simple small metal rings are totally outdated.

Better burn away 100 dollars and do something else with your time than spend it on Valentine's gifts.

You know this happens all the time after taking somebody's picture. They all want to see how they turned up.

If you are too lazy to hold your food in your hands you have just been promoted to the pro league.

You know, just in case you were thinking about chewing the pizza with the box around it. Some people complained about this so we needed to write down some instructions for those special kind of people.