I guess I need some rounded horns to put as earrings. You know, simple small metal rings are totally outdated.

Better burn away 100 dollars and do something else with your time than spend it on Valentine's gifts.

You know this happens all the time after taking somebody's picture. They all want to see how they turned up.

If you are too lazy to hold your food in your hands you have just been promoted to the pro league.

You know, just in case you were thinking about chewing the pizza with the box around it. Some people complained about this so we needed to write down some instructions for those special kind of people.

Human selfies are so last Thursday. Here's my plane taking a fabulous one.

One guy had to get the correct angle for this shot. Looks as though Apple jumped into the naughty business.

What really boggles my mind is why was the emergency broadcast issues on TV if there was a power outage.

I'm the one yelling at my son so there's no more room for anybody else at this time. Just wait until he gets his license and you can yell all you want.

It's just like a new one. Except for the cracked screen you may notice if you look really close. So it's identical with a brand new one.