Taking the dog for a walk is no fun anymore. Taking the dog for a swim is more like it.

Looks like the Australian Bureau of Statistics is putting the taxpayers' money to good use.

If you are going to be a bad driver, you need to go all the way. It's not enough to drive off with the pump nozzle, you also have to park like a true pro.

Why risk an injury when leaving your child to play with a firearm? Why not use a mortar or heavy machine gun?

Well, looks like there really are a lot of white people turning black.

When you use a corkscrew to open up a simple bottle cap then maybe you shouldn't be drinking anything else.

Just make sure you weren't moving oil inside the wheelbarrow before having a seat.

I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

This way the current goes round and around. Unlimited power!

I can tell you right now how much goes into your math budget.