When you use a corkscrew to open up a simple bottle cap then maybe you shouldn't be drinking anything else.

Just make sure you weren't moving oil inside the wheelbarrow before having a seat.

I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

This way the current goes round and around. Unlimited power!

I can tell you right now how much goes into your math budget.

Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.

You are only allowed to sit here if your baby has a built in WiFi connection. Otherwise it's back of the bus for the rest of normal pregnant women.

Good guy Lincoln must abolish the sleevery business.

Let's not get too personal with our relationship, OK? I believe that you reading my mug is enough for one day.

Now you can blow your nose into 100 dollar bills so everybody can see how totally rich you are.