I need to give this mug to all of my whiny friends.

Yup, I dare you to give this mug to your own boss.

You can tell that this mug is definitely high quality material. The handle coming off is just part of the design, don't worry.

Congratulations, new guy! You are the best low level employee for us. You should feel proud.

Let's not get too personal with our relationship, OK? I believe that you reading my mug is enough for one day.

Any web designers out there will get the joke.

I really hope you will like my shitty flowery mug. It's got all the shitty flowers you know.

Just leave this cup on the girl's side, place a camera nearby and watch the expression on everybody's faces.

You need both hands for this operation and we have just the mug you want.

Good point, let's not overreact and use words that are too mainstream.