I guess every parent has something to be proud of.

My son was the best inmate of the month. He made us so proud.

Hey, that's not fair. It wasn't my catnip!

So... They caught me, and here I am. What are you in for? Mr. Lamp?

You just sit around, wasting time, writing on the walls and getting poked by people you don't know. INCEPTION!

Drive slow and see our city or drive fast and see our jail. I'd like to buy a beer to the one who made this sign, where should I send the money?

Well.. I think it's worth but you woooon't like what you'll find in a few seconds..

Think about your baby's daddy and give us your gold.

And that is why I'm not going to those kind of parties anymore.

It's all too true to ignore. We are all in jail and we like it.