Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.

You are only allowed to sit here if your baby has a built in WiFi connection. Otherwise it's back of the bus for the rest of normal pregnant women.

Good guy Lincoln must abolish the sleevery business.

Let's not get too personal with our relationship, OK? I believe that you reading my mug is enough for one day.

Now you can blow your nose into 100 dollar bills so everybody can see how totally rich you are.

Dont worry mate, nobody expected you to be gay just for riding along on a bike with a friend.

This is what happens when you leave your traffic signs unattended for too long. Trees start eating them.

Looks like my heel just had a near death experience today.

No more empty hands to grab these packages? No worries, I've got a steady and flat head.

Want to take the mystery train and see where you end up tomorrow? Hop on in if you dare.