Dont worry mate, nobody expected you to be gay just for riding along on a bike with a friend.

This is what happens when you leave your traffic signs unattended for too long. Trees start eating them.

Looks like my heel just had a near death experience today.

No more empty hands to grab these packages? No worries, I've got a steady and flat head.

Want to take the mystery train and see where you end up tomorrow? Hop on in if you dare.

This guy is definitely going to jail for disobeying this traffic sign. Endangering other people's lives is no laughing matter.

Just in case you were wondering I am in fact just sleeping. No need to call an ambulance and wake me up in the middle of my beauty sleep.

Fixing broken leafs has never been easier. Just grab a used toothpick, add some transparent duct tape and voila. The leaf is as good as new.

The recipe for the greatest salad you have ever eaten in your entire life is this one right here. And we have got all the required ingredients right inside our pizza restaurant.

Everybody needs their coffee in the morning to get started. Even the bad guys.