I requested a pie triangle. I guess I got what I asked for.

These are two important reasons why my girlfriend is not allowed to use my Xbox.

You are getting to be a nuisance around these parts. We are going to eat this delicious pie and you better be prepared for it!

I can tell you right now how much goes into your math budget.

Admit it. You do this all the time and you know it.

Admit it, you also do this when you can't hear someone.

I really love Fall because of... pie, mmm... pie, and also pie.

That sweater is immediately added to the girl's increasing sweater collection.

Oh look, now I have to tell all my friends that I don't have a Facebook account anymore. That's a conversation starter right there!

Did you really think I was interested in your boyfriend's attendance?