So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.

So would you want to stop wearing masks in public?

Looks like I pissed off the IT guy one too many times. This time I only got a black eye, who knows what could happen next.

We need to hold off until Friday. Only then we can take advantage of those huge discounts!

He art of being black is a true skill that can be mastered only after countless hours of study. Or so it seams.

Seems that every black person has one. They're unstoppable.

Black people from the UK, Koreans and the Irish all know this to well.

Well, looks like there really are a lot of white people turning black.

We are looking for a suspect. We know he is black. Give us some tips and we'll get right over and arrest this guy.

Well everybody calls me drunk. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be born Irish.