I assume there's an engineer living in this house.

Just make sure you weren't moving oil inside the wheelbarrow before having a seat.

You had to break, didn't you? This is what happens when you suddenly break.

Enjoy this year's spring break.

Indeed, we've all been there, we know this... So true, after a break-up.... WOW!

If the building is on fire it's a great time to start eating some sweets.

It is always a good idea to start break dancing in case of an emergency.

A man cannot work with an empty stomach.

No matter what, this guy has to eat. Can't fight fire on an empty stomach now, can you?