All great, until you find that one cop that starts to like you. A lot.

Well, looks like there really are a lot of white people turning black.

Actually this does make a lot of sense. Damn those straight couples producing gay babies.

The conservatives are sure to be against any gay marijuana coming along.

Drink this milk and come out of the closet.

I don't really care what the school should do, I'm not getting pregnant ever.

You got a nice one. Yeah, you do too. See ya after the game!

Is it a sin or is it in? Repent nonetheless.

Just because you don't consider something appropriate doesn't mean you have to stop me from doing it.

This is how to be certain that your boyfriend will never drive your car.