I realized that there wasn't any ground connected to my house so I had to fix it.

I guess you don't need any physics training for getting a job as an electrician these days. Also, hope he isn't cutting the wire.

Seems like that tree doesn't like to get electrocuted.

I have finally discovered an endless supply of power. And a sure way to burn the place down.

So how am I not able to shut down a computer if I control the power cord?

This way the current goes round and around. Unlimited power!

What really boggles my mind is why was the emergency broadcast issues on TV if there was a power outage.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Never, never, never!

All that is missing now is a bowl of water next to it.