I still need to carry on with my scheduled dives, even if my boss told me to stay at home during the pandemic.

Here are some simple rules for our pool. If you dive head first be prepared fore some spinal injuries. If not, we will make sure you will sustain other injuries before kicking you out. Oh, and in case you actually die, we have just the perfect story for your mom. Enjoy the water!

Hope he's got insurance that covers acts of stupidity.

They can't tell me what to do? I am a professional diver. This pool needs one.

Can't you read the sign? Don't jump like that.

How to combine two very different sports.