Party in the backyard
Move along cop. We don't need you around here.
Wild animal fine
So who pays for wild animals anyway?
Hipster Jesus
Hipster Jesus loves everybody.
Shoplifters will be killed and eaten
A great way to discourage anyone with bad intentions.
Tropical bitch
Look at me, I'm on a... I'm a tropical bitch!
Trespassers will be violated
So make sure you do not trespass.
Watch for water on road
Have you seen any water here? Any?
God hates fags
Nothing better than another sign to completely screw your protest.
Free beer and topless bartenders
Too bad it's false advertising.
Gas customers and morons
That sure is going to insult a lot of people.