I'm going to be as clear as I can about this. And you better not interpret these yourself and simply come up with a new version!

Thank God for putting some food on the table every now and then. Praise the Lord and send forth more missionaries please.

Try religion like the rest of us. No scientific or logic will force us away from our savior.

Kittens are evil and must be punished. Kittens do not accept God.

Excuse me, where can I find a bible in this bookstore?

An interesting thought for those who choose to be good just because they expect an award.

You cannot deny those similarities now.

Be lazy and prey that you problems will be magically fixed or actually get up and do something about them.

A siple graph representing the relation between religious belief and scientific education.