I've found my soon-to-be blanket sitting on my bed.

Don't worry, I'll be there in no time since I'm driving a Lamborghini. What could possibly slow me down?

I'll just sit at home and watch TV all day. That's better than taking drugs.

Just taking my sheep out for a ride, that's all.

Wolfie's gonna get you all, you'll see. Hahahahah! SOOOOON!

I bet you feel sorry for him, after what the Roadrunner did to him... He sure is traumatized, haha.

So what did you do with the dog, sheep?

An intelligent billboard advertising natural wool. But being abused by a sheep doesn't sound so well