Please follow our short instructions and park outside!

You were warned. Good luck moving out now. Better think twice next time you park on a private property.

Yes, clearly that will hold off everyone that used to take that path.

Those are all pretty obvious requests. Nothing out of the ordinary. I feel a little bad for Tim, but a rule is a rule.

This sign is hilarious, at least that's what my dog thinks about it.

I don't want the local kids playing here so I've locked the hoop.

Let's rejoice in loving memory of our friend, who hated everyone, including us.

Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.

We need statues resembling a lion a cat and an ape. But we only have a budget for one. What to do?

The poop fairy is out of town this month so you are responsible for cleaning up after your dog.