Other activities belong in motel rooms, not in here. So act accordingly.

We really do want to help out our friend here, why would this sign be embarrassing for him?

And your relatives while you are at it. The pets are not enough.

At the moment I stop doing it, everybody comes around and acknowledges my existence.

Stop painting and do something useful for the society.

I dare you to post any Bills on this wall.

Sitting on crocodiles is considered to be harmful so don't do it. Or do it if you really wish to feed them.

Everybody has to protest about their critical problems. Take this old lady: Halloween is not funny.

I need my family. Please spare some change so I can move back to the forest.

Hipsters are a unique species. They should not be fed by inexperienced tourists.