I need to swim in money or else I'll die. Don't you have the same problem too?

How to correctly label your credit card. But I still think he could have written the PIN as well.

At least you have a whole country that is doing great at math with these kinds of numbers.

Now you can literally give 1, 2 or more shits to anyone at any time. Or not. Your call. This Kickstarter project is awesome!

So we ain't got any kinds which means we got a ton of cash! Living the life, baby!

Poor old Franklin looks like he was severely burnt on his face. At least money talks.

Now you can blow your nose into 100 dollar bills so everybody can see how totally rich you are.

I found your stack of money with the rubber band. Just thought I would do the right thing and return the rubber band to it's rightful owner.

And to think I've placed this in the fridge all day long. Didn't want any delicious sandwiches inside getting spoiled.

She hears you have money problems. She pitches in 8$ to solve your debt issues. What a character!