Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.

Your dog is now like a brother to me. Don't come looking for him.

600 lb females are a force not to be reckoned with.

You have sinned for wearing a neon orange jacket. You must be punished.

What could someone possibly do with a door other than enter and exit?

Just a minor speed hump. It won't cause a single problem.

Any spare change you have will do. Help me out to get that cd.

Does this sign say it is ok to beat up a person in a wheelchair?

Oh, I see what you did there.

Throwing anybody into the fish pond may not be a good idea.