No shit, I would have never guessed it was closed.

Is it a sin or is it in? Repent nonetheless.

Warning: crappy English and a small road problem ahead. Just make sure to slow down.

A sure way to get your ass kicked by someone who isn't very interested in winning the race.

Do not break the law. No swimming in this area.

The bridge has been drawn. Any other instructions sir?

Nowadays everybody rocks hard with their camera phone.

So if you ignore this sign then you are not ignoring it.

Just so we are clear: these are not bongs. They just look that way and can be used that way.

The goats must not be picked up. Why? We don't know.