This sign is way too cool. I can also please only one person today. Today doesn't seem a good day for you.

Now these are cool doormats. I'd really love having them. Doormats rule!

Well.. you've read the sign, be prepared for the unexpected! I bet you weren't expecting this sign.

Poor guy, he just hates his job. You can see why, though... I'd hate it too, hahaha, too bad!

Saying hello with style, to strangers. ACCOMPLISHED! Good job, continue to the next level!

Hurry!!! Save yourselves, can't you read? Unattended children will be given to the Goblin King.

I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me hurt you. Seriously, don't make me do it!

This house is protected by husband with gun and wife with PMS. Autch... Ok, let's choose another house.

Be careful! Caution! Ants are working. Try not to disturb them and just get away...

I asked my wife the same thing, didn't eat for a week. Do I look like I am made out of money?!