Please help me with some money! Have mercy! I won't spend the money on Cheese Doodles!

No smoking! Your life is expensive, but petrol is much more expensive.

Well played, good way of blind flirting. Hahahahh, gotta try this one!

I really want to donate a beer to the guy who wrote this, no, really, really, really! GOOD JOB DUDE WHEREVER YOU ARE!

Come on, come on boy, you just have to get in.

Welcome to the Zoo, uhm... Please, don't feed fingers to the animals, really, don't!

Do not eat coffee with fork, you'll make mess. Well, I can't imagine what happened.

But, the funny thing is that this "system" can be breached, really cool. Adoption is the answer! HAHAH, CREDIT, COME HERE!

Do not use the reflection of this glass to check yourself out. Your hair is looking okay, so don't look in this mirror, thanks!

Hide yo' wife! Hide yo' kids! Hide everybody, I'm going nuts!