Why smoke when you can have pie. A healthier sign it is.

Be lazy and prey that you problems will be magically fixed or actually get up and do something about them.

Check out my new state of the art stereo speakers. On my bike!

Next time be sure to lock the bike frame along with the rear wheel.

You got an urgent delivery. One big-ass boat.

If the sign says to runn like hell, you run like hell.

Be sure to check the corresponding box regarding your disease. This also includes a psychiatric test.

I'm not kidding, the road is seriously closed.

Nobody should heat anything except me!

There wasn't any room left inside and I had to.