The passion of the crust is back on the small screen. Own it on DVD today.

We have to stop this one and ask him the age old question. Maybe he can enlighten us.

Just carrying the cross down the street, that's all. Don't worry, it's on wheels too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... Yeah, to get on the other side.

Don't you want to be able to save just like good ol' Jesus does?

If the sign says to runn like hell, you run like hell.

It's great having a wide street crossing space. The only problem is that it goes nowhere.

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?