This is so good, where do I get one of these boards?

That's a place I will surely not be visiting.

Do you have the guts to get a hair trim here?

Does anybody have any idea what's written on the cardboard? Nonetheless, still weird.

Make sure you measure two times before you start cutting. Hold on, make that three.

So this was our last knife. We're never going to ask for a Chuck Norris cake ever again.

Another thing you can do with your iPad besides the normal usages.

No nail clipper is going to be a match for my claw. Better use some industrial equipment.

Somehow I don't thing you have thought this through.