I need to pass this exam, but I also need to have a social life. So why can't I have both then?

Come to the strip club. There's no other thing that needs explaining so get your ass here now.

Got an old pair of shorts from your large friend? Why not make a brand new dress for your fabulous self?

Guess somebody is about to have a bad hair day tonight.

These days there is a club for everything. Want to stare at the ocean? We got that covered.

There are a few small traces of a face lying there somewhere. You just need to look really close to see them.

You start off with a heart and a diamond but end up with a club and spade.

This is a half car, half club... Welcome to the party, enjoy here, watch out and stay cool!

The Doggg is in the houseeeeeee! DJ Dog is here to entertain you, ladies and gentlemen!

Party people are heeeere! Uhm... NOT!