I'm not a mathematician, but I can see how this shape would be very helpful for increasing your score. And also destroy your gameplay in the process.

I don't want the local kids playing here so I've locked the hoop.

I don't even understand what was the reason they did this. There isn't anything blocking this from being a full rectangle.

There is no way that isn't dangerous.

Go on, jump. You are almost there. Almost.

You ain't hardcore until you sing suspended upside down from a Basketball hoop.

Seems that some worker at the local sports shop has been living under a rock all his life.

That's really sad, these guys won't ever be able to play basketball.

They were playing basketball but he thought it would be more interesting to pick that guy's nose.

AUTCH! I bet that hurt... So.. you weren't expecting that ball coming so fast.. I know.