In the past people wouldn't do unsafe stuff because they still had common sense inside their brains.

You want to be happy? Then use this book to find the real secret.

We do care about people with disabilities. We do have a bathroom for this purpose. Too bad you can't get to it.

Get your very own banana phone. Fits any type of phone.

Playing Justin Bieber will cost you a fortune.

Pay double and get a beer for free. That sounds great!

The most slow and the most painful way to become a zombie is to go through college.

I think I'll just park my car and occupy three reserved slots.

Whenever the girlfriend is out of town I get to sleep in my bed the way I want.

It gets really hot in the summer in the southern parts. Always be prepared to add a new cooler for your computer.