This kid has definitely a promising future. Some say that he is even a good candidate for a McJob but I won't get my hopes up.

The answer to all your problems in college is drinking.

I bet all my money that he's a student. He sure is a student, sure looks like a student, sure is one.

As much as you really want to, you can't have all three of them.

The most slow and the most painful way to become a zombie is to go through college.

No wonder everybody was reluctant to go to this class.