God was my copilot until he made me run into that wall.

And now you know where all the shocking headlines come from.

I don't want you so up yours! I won't blink all day.

I like to be pissed on after I'm pissed off. That makes sense, right?

And it even comes with a hook which you can attach to your pants.

Makes you wonder where Adobe got their name from.

Nothing is really expensive these days. You can even say you cannot afford nothing.

You really need to get some exercise according to your overflowing fat.

You better check those unread notifications soon. Those pigeons ain't got all day.

I've got the perfect boob holders right here inside my hands.