At least he brought the helmet with him, just in case he needs it.

When you need a label that warns you about safety issues because you've built something in China... Still nice profits though...

I guess you don't need any physics training for getting a job as an electrician these days. Also, hope he isn't cutting the wire.

Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.

It was at that time, right after holding the handlebar in mid air that I realised my car might kill me someday.

Have metal splinters flying around? Why not protect yourself with a basic transparent bag? Everybody knows that safety glasses are just an expensive option for unprofessional workers.

Why risk an injury when leaving your child to play with a firearm? Why not use a mortar or heavy machine gun?

That doesn't look dangerous at all. Holy cow! Even the bottom ladder is resting on its side!

We have no need for silly airbags. When we crash we will die like real men.

You can never bee to careful when your friend is driving.