So... don't use sarcasm if you're not speaking it fluent, you may hurt yourself.

This is a pure wisdom advice. Think twice, it's true.

In the past people wouldn't do unsafe stuff because they still had common sense inside their brains.

Sure, if you got enough of anything, you can shower with it. I learned that in med school.

Remember to wash your butt and keep this away from fire when wearing it. Sounds like good advice to me.

At least I'm being honest about my services. Honesty can be appreciated, right?

Eat more bacon and have more sex. They both go together.

A great life advice you can always follow.