Just drive through it, it is safe. Definitely will not get impaled by any ice.

Yeah, I wanted to go out but I've changed my mind. Can I get inside now?

Just twist it counter clockwise to make it warmer. Or twist it counter clockwise to make it colder. Yes.

That drink is probably cold enough by now.

I can't feel my legs, but it's fine, I am well dressed for the weather.

Well the cold one is too cold and the hot one is too hot. Better call in my engineering skills for this task.

All the others are such amateurs. We've been doing this challenge regularly all our lives. Come to Finland and see for yourself.

This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.

And this is the right way to learn not to stick your tongue on frozen surfaces.

Here you go, little piggy. You are as warm as ever. And tasty!