I refuse to accept that a straight banana exists and if it did, it is not something I would consider eating.

Take this photo. Send it to your boyfriend. Wait for his response.

Damn, those Michigan apples surely outgrew this year.

We're selling loads of those new watermelons. It's just a new species that is a bit different, but totally a watermelon!

So how do you call this meat product? Well it came from the jungle, doesn't appear to contain any bones and we could simply go with ham, since it's red on the inside.

This is the only isle in the store that feels like home, you know what I mean?

Listen, human! I don't want you leaving any fruits inside MY bowl. I hope you enjoy the banana I've sat on!

Just take our mango juice. It's guaranteed to have no vitamin A whatsoever. Not even any mango.

Real men don't peal bananas before eating them. And also eat them with bread.

Our lemons are perfect for making orange juice.